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| Why settle for a lousy old autographed photo of a celebrity when you can have a piece of history? There are plenty to go around folks, but get yours before they run out. Each baby comes with a certificate of authenticity stating that they weren't molested and killed by just any little Asian girl, but the one and only Michael Jackson. Buy one soon and you'll be the coolest kid on the block! ** Babies must be stored in alcohol for preservation, some babies may be mutilated. |